Yes, that's right. I'm writing a book about kudzu.
Lies. I'm a liar.
Then I watched my after-school kids perform their adaptations of old Monkey classics like "He Wrestled a Bear" and "The Bear with Steel Wings Tells about Opposite Day." Kids like to write about bears.
Currently reading: Extras by Scott Westerfeld
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I used to do some free lance writing for an editor friend who worked for some RV magazines... yep.... RV's. So the short straw I always ended up drawing would be the one where I'd have to wax poetic about some hot RV location which I'd never been within 1000 miles of. I was always afraid that someone would realize that the number of times I used "nestled" would be a dead giveaway that I'd never been there.
But they never noticed. Or if they did they paid me anyway.
Hilarious!
For better or worse, no, I'm gonna just go with worse, I've had plenty of up-close and personal experience with kudzu. And I hope I never need to use the words "nestle" and "kudzu" in the same sentence.
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