Sunday, November 2, 2008

An impossible affair

I'm trying to figure out why I'm attracted to Rob Morrow. Or to anyone.

Okay, I'm not really attracted to Rob Morrow. He is quite a lot older than me, acts in a boring show (Numb3rs), and has a daughter named Tu. I just can't get behind that.

I'm attracted to Dr. Joel Fleischman, Rob Morrow circa 1990 or so, and those days will never come again.

Here he is looking all nebbishy and fish out of water.

What is it about him?

He's obnoxious as often as he's charming. Classically intelligent but interpersonally dense. According to Maggie, he's a good kisser, but they can't ever get it together.

Could it be the parka?

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